Untitled Limericks

Each limerick starts with a line
Then follows it up with a rhyme
    (or sometimes not quite:
    near-rhymes are alright)
The last line’s where they go awry.

Example: Miz Harriet Moulde
Never will do as she’s told.
    When asked pass the butter
    I’m rich! she will mutter
Then pass them a stick made of gold.